You probably won't die if you get shot

Alaskan Pollock atop a bed of romaine, carrots, broccoli, cauliflower, mushrooms, green pepper, and cheese. Salad. Success. Hooray! Who knew I could be so domestic? I've gone from "man who cooks = best thing ever" to "Me who cooks = best thing ever". Perhaps I'm a real adult now. Ha.

Watched Battle Royale tonight. Those kids need to learn how to fake-die better. Also, word of advice for the future, you CAN get shot tens of times before your body cares to notice. So please do whatever activities you may have planned that could result in your being shot. You might be able to finish them (ex. robbing a bank, stealing a car, stepping on the wrong gang's turf, etc.). The end.